Here are the funniest of the funnies that my kiddos have said/ done recently. Enjoy.
ANDI:
1. (Pretext: We have a squirrell in our backyard that hangs out with us every day...and Dawson named him 'Jingles the squirrell'...and Andi thinks squirrells are cats...& this story will only make sense to those who have watched mickey mouse clubhouse.)
The other day the kids were chasing Jingles when he ran up the tree. Andi said "Uh oh...ki ki cat toooo high. Need MOUSEKATOOLS! (cupping her hands around her face like mickey mouse) OOOHHH TOODLES!" She even looked around for him to show up, and then called out for him several more times...too funny.
2. We are at the stage with Andi where she notices shapes everywhere & she gets so excited when she notices them. Well, the other night after bath time, she did her usual pointing to her chest & said "Boobies". Then, her face lit up & she screamed "Circles!!!"
DAWSON:
1. I was in the middle of something the other day & Dawson kept telling me to come do something...and I kept telling him "JUST A MINUTE". I heard him say under his breath "Mom, you are NOT listening & following directions."
2. The other night at dinner, Dawson had Derek & I laughing hysterically. I told him "Dawson, I think you are SUPER cool." Dawson gave me this sly little smile & replied "I thought so."
3. He told me recently "Mom, me & Andi make a great team."
4. The other day he was congested & coughing. He told me that when he coughed, he got boogers in his mouth.
5. And, my favorite story. Derek was relaxing on the back patio one afternoon when Dawson asked to go outside with him. (Side note: we had been hanging out together all day) Dawson proceeded to sit in a chair next to Dada & copy the exact way Derek was sitting. Then, Dawson said "Soooooo Dada, What did you do this morning?" Derek said "Well, I cooked you some breakfast." Dawson said "Yea...it was good wasn't it?" Derek "Yea it was" Then there was a minute of ackward silence & then Dawson realized I was still standing there by the door. Dawson said "Mom, you can go back inside now, me & Dad just need to have a little talk."