Dawson: my crazy child

Some more funny Dawson stories:

1. I let him 'try' to eat gum every once in awhile. Yesterday, he asked for some after we had eaten some popcorn. Apparently, there were still a couple of pieces of popcorn in the bowl & he mixed the two in his mouth. He came flying around the corner into the kitchen yelling "Mom, the popcorn swallowed ALL the gum up in my mouth!"

2. Also, for some reason he never uses the word 'Why.' Instead, he uses the word 'How.' It makes for some very interesting sentences. Here is an example from today: "How is the man doing that for?"

3. Dawson's teacher told me this story today. Apparently this is what she overheard Dawson saying to another little girl in his class who was misbehaving. "You are not supposed to do that. Do you need to sit in time out? Do you need a spanking? Or maybe we should call your mom..." From here the teacher took over for him, and relieved him from his disciplining duties :-).

Kiddo Funnies

Andi:

She always heard me asking Dawson "Do you want 'one' when I held up his vitamins...she every day she says to me "WANT ONES! MAMA...WANT ONES!"

She also does not like for things to get dirty, except she declares everything is 'DIRGY'.

Dawson:

For awhile now, Dawson has used this phrase to describe something & it is so cute. He says "Look...I got the biggest one EVER ALL!"

Every night before he goes to bed, he tells me "Happy New Year Mom...and Merry Goodnight Christmas."

Yesterday, totally out of the blue, Dawson said to me, "Congratulations Mom! What did you get for Christmas?"

The other night, Dawson was not paying attention to me & Derek said "Listen to your Mother!" Dawson scowled at him & replied, "She is NOT my Mother...she is my MOM!" Trying not to giggle, he told him to listen to his MOM then.

Dawson Christmas funnies

I am still editing the hundreds of pics I took over the holidays, but, here are a few funny Dawson stories from the last couple of weeks.

1. I bought this new sparkly peace sign this year for christmas decorations & put it in my kitchen window sill. Dawson noticed it immediately & said "Mom, there are letters in our window." I told him the letters spelled peace. Later that day, I heard him telling Andi that the letters in the window spelled 'peice of cookie.'

2. One day while driving to Granna's house, we were discussing all the christmas decorations that Granna had out in her yard. Dawson exclaimed..."Granna's house is just wrapped in Christmas!"

3. After waking up Christmas morning & seeing all the presents that Santa had brought him, Dawson told me...'Uh oh, Santa forgot something.' Apparently there was another spiderman toy he wanted...santa should have listenend better I guess :-)