Dawson...again.

Here are a couple more funny stories about the crazy things Dawson says:

1. Dawson & Andi were fighting over Andi's baby doll & doll stroller the other evening. A would not share, so D went into the other room to pout. He then yelled at her "That's not FAIR...I AM THAT BABY'S DADDY!" It was like a Jerry Springer episode in the kids playroom.

2. The other day Granna was telling me how they were battling racoons in their attic & how they had to set traps to catch them. D was listening to the whole conversation & then asked with a perplexed face "Granna...the racoons pulled down the string in the hallway to get in the attic?"

3. We go to a restaurant called Rancho Mexican Restaurant a lot, and the kids love it cause they serve free ice cream. Well, the other day I asked D what was his favorite restaurant & he said "Rancheerios."

4. D & I were talking about fruits & vegetables the other day & I was having him give me examples of each. He listed several veggies & then all he could come up with for fruit was 'fruit snacks."

5. When we went camping, Derek stepped inside the visitor center to pay for our stay at the park. Dawson said "They are going to give Dada one heck of a fight."

6. This was our conversation last night:
D: 'Mom, I don't like my room. Why is there Thomas on my walls?'
me: 'Well, when we decorated your room in Thomas, you really liked it.'
D: 'I want a Spiderman room."
me: 'Can we decorate it with all the superheros that you like? That would be cool too.'
D: 'Yea...but, not the bad guys. Only the guys that save the day."

7. I was occupied with Andi a moment ago & D was yelling at me to come do something. He was getting more & more frustrated that I was not coming immediately...then I heard him say "Okay mom...JOKE'S OVER."

The 'Good' Easter pics...aka 'non-crying ones'

The NIGHTMARE photo session.

Last Friday, I took my kids up to the studio for Easter pictures with the live bunnies. Now, as a photographer, these are my ABSOLUTE least fave pics to take, because live bunnies make for INSANE sessions. Photographing children is hard enough without adding live animals into the mix. As soon as you get the kids posed, the crazy bunny is hopping off...or peeing/pooping on a child, eating their expensive easter clothes, or my personal favorite... humping a baby's head. And yes...these have all happened to me while photographing bunny pics.

This year, we had three bunnies. The first day, one of the bunnies could not stop humping everything...so we left him at home the second day. The second day, one of our remaining two bunnies had some diahrea issues. We even had to hold up sessions for about 15 minutes at one point to scrub the diahrea off his belly & feet in the sink, and blowdry him with the hairdryer...talk about FUN.

So, with that preface, here is what happened when my kids came in. Of all the sessions I have ever photographed in my 10 years as a photographer...this session was the worst by a mile...no, by 100 miles. Seriously, who raised these kids?????

So, I bring my kids in, pose them...and hand Dawson a bunny. I reach for the next bunny to hand Andi...and of course there is diahrea EVERYWHERE. So now, my kids are going to have to share a bunny...great, they don't share. In this pic, I just told Andi she couldn't hold the bunny in the cage.

Now, Andi is about to whack Dawson on the head for touching 'her' bunny.

Dawson is now trying to keep the bunny away from Andi.

Andi is now pinching Dawson's arm & twisting it behind him for taking 'her' bunny.

So, I took the bunny away. Dawson is pouting...Andi is running away.

We took the bunny & Dawson out of the picture...this is what I got from her.

Then of course, the allergic reaction began. She began sneezing about 20 times in a row, broke out in hives on her face & arms, her eyes turned blood shot & started to swell shut, and her lips swoll really big.

Needless to say, there will NEVER be another bunny session for my kids. We did get some really great shots of them & I will post those later. For now, I am just enjoying the 'real life' photos.

A few Easter pics...

Here are a few pics from Easter. I photographed the kids at the studio for their official easter pics with bunnies...it was a COMPLETE nightmare! I will post those after I load them...you will see what I mean by nightmare. These are just a few candids in Hettie's backyard after church.

Dawson's latest

1. The other day he ran up to me, hugged me & said "Happy Valentations Mom!" I am assuming that is a combo of 'Happy Valentines' & 'Congratulations.' Sort of like when he told everyone 'Happy Goodnight Christmas' at Christmastime.

2. I overheard him talking to the cat the other day while he was turning the bathtub faucet on for her, he said "How's that for reality Sadie?"

3. Yesterday, he asked me "Mom, is this my future?"

4. I got my hair cut really short yesterday. I was really surprised that Dawson didn't immediately say anything about it because he is soooooo observant. So, I finally asked him if my hair looked different. He said "Yeah, your hair looks kind of crazy mom. Like a girl from Hettie's church. You should change it to your mommy hair because it will look better." Later that day, he was hugging on me & said "MOM...I LOVE your new haircut!" Apparently he needed a little time to adjust. Derek informed him that when a girl gets her haircut, you ALWAYS say you love it. After Derek told him that, Dawson told me he loved it about 20 more times before going to bed.

My FAVORITE Idol...

Okay...so I am a total Idol-junkie...I admit it. Last season, I fell in love with David Cook & I did not think I would ever fall for another idol again...sigh. Then, along comes Adam Lambert. All I can say is WOW! I LOVE his voice because it totally reminds me of an 80's rocker, which happens to be my most favorite music. He is just soooo different & original & sexy in strange ways. He really is just an amazing performer. Here is a video of my favorite performance of his from Michael Jackson night, singing Black or White.

When the house is quiet...

You should immediately be VERY afraid. Actually, the kids were supposedly watching a video in the front living room, while Derek & I were watching tv in the back living room. The kids however, must have been bored of their video...I am still trying to get the permanent marker our of their clothes!

The Token Box

Dawson has been very difficult to 'finalize' in the potty training department...I won't go into details, but we had tried just about everything & I was about to resign to having a diaper budget until the kids went to college. Then, my pediatrician told me about this idea. You have the kids make a token box & every time they poop on the pot, they get to put a token in it. Dawson had a blast decorating his box...he told me exactly what colors he wanted & what he wanted it to say, and that he wanted pink bows on the top! Then, the second he finished his box...he went straight to the potty & did his business! Every time he gets 10 tokens in his box, he gets to pick out another toy. (We found it helpful for him to pick it out previously & use it as motivation) Tonight, he got his 10th token for the second time & Derek took him straight to Toys R Us to get the gray iron man toy he wanted. These pics are of him with his box, and the first iron man toy he got. GO DAWSON!!!

He really just wanted to make faces.

This is his serious iron-man face. Iron man is sitting on the box.

And, here a two really cute ones of him! What a handsome boy!

The SUPERHERO'S visit to HEB

Last week, Derek took Dawson with him to HEB. Well, Dawson REALLY likes to dress up when he goes to HEB & he loves for Dada to dress up with him. In fact, anytime he gets a reward for good behavior he asks me if his reward can be a spiderman costume for Dad. Here are some pics. This is a very special superhero. We call it the Batman-Superman-Spiderman-Lightning McQueen-Starwars-Dawson. (he has his light saber hanging from his shorts)
The heros take a quick pic before heading to the car.

Derek's cape was blowing very dramatically when he was putting Dawson in his car seat.

So....if you are curious if Derek really wore his get-up into HEB, the answer is no. He managed to convince Dawson that superheros have to keep their identity & they should leave their masks & capes in the car. I knew he would chicken out!

MONSTERS!!!!

The kids new favorite game is to hide under Dawson's covers & wait for the monster (me) to come find them & tickle them. So, anytime they get really quiet for a change, I know they are probably waiting for me to come & 'scare' them. This day, I took my camera under the sheets with them & pretended another monster was coming to get ALL of us. The funny part was how difficult it was to take the pics. To keep the sheet from covering the camera, I had to lay down on my back...hold the sheet up with my feet (legs spread)...and take pics between my legs! Now, that would have been a funny picture!