Some more funny Dawson stories:
1. I let him 'try' to eat gum every once in awhile. Yesterday, he asked for some after we had eaten some popcorn. Apparently, there were still a couple of pieces of popcorn in the bowl & he mixed the two in his mouth. He came flying around the corner into the kitchen yelling "Mom, the popcorn swallowed ALL the gum up in my mouth!"
2. Also, for some reason he never uses the word 'Why.' Instead, he uses the word 'How.' It makes for some very interesting sentences. Here is an example from today: "How is the man doing that for?"
3. Dawson's teacher told me this story today. Apparently this is what she overheard Dawson saying to another little girl in his class who was misbehaving. "You are not supposed to do that. Do you need to sit in time out? Do you need a spanking? Or maybe we should call your mom..." From here the teacher took over for him, and relieved him from his disciplining duties :-).
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