My little comedians

I have not done one of these blogs in awhile, where I just list out my kiddos (mainly Dawson's) funny comments. I keep track of all of them in my notebook until I blog about them, and since I haven't blogged about them in awhile there are QUITE A FEW! Enjoy!

Andi's funnies:

1. Andi walked up to me the other day & said "Mom, I need more toes." I looked at her with my confused face & she pointed down to her toes & said "I don't know what happened." I quickly realized that she was talking about her nail polish!

2. I walked into the kitchen the other morning after getting dressed in my pink & black 'supergirl' sweatshirt & Dawson exclaimed "MOM...are you SUPERGIRL?" Andi very quickly said "NO! Mom is NOT super!"

3. Andi has a favorite phrase that she uses all the time..."OH my dear!"

4. One night after her bath, I had just towel dried her hair when she saw her reflection in the mirror. While looking at herself wide-eyed, she exclaimed "Oh no...look at my hairstyle!"

Dawson's funnies:

1. When Papaw & Ann came to visit last September, the first thing Dawson said to Papaw when they got off the plane was "Papaw, you have taller hair."

2. One day he told me "Mama...God made strawberries yummy hu? Then after he made strawberries, he made kisses, and after that he made hearts. And if your heart stops beating, God makes it start again." (I have NO clue where this conversation came from)

3. I always ask him about his day when I pick him up from school...one day he exclaimed "I had a SUPER DOOPER day!"

4. A couple of months ago, Dawson started using Spiderman body wash...one evening after bath time, he came running up to me striking a naked superhero pose & said "MOM, do I smell like spiderman washing body?"

5. Shorty after his school year began in Minnesota, Dawson's teacher sent home a note that said he stood up in front of his class & told the differences between Texas & Minnesota. When I asked him what he said to his class, this is what he said. "Mom, I stood up like this (striking a superman-ish pose with his hands on his hips) and told my class 'Class, I'm from Texas...Amen!'"
That is NOT what happened according to his teacher, but that was Dawson's version anyway.

6. One day Dawson came flying around the corner all excited "MOM, come quick....God is talking in my video!!!" I went to see what he was talking about, and then started laughing. I then had to explain the concept of a 'narrator' to him.

7. Eating lunch with Dada one day, Dawson was asking him how long until his next birthday. Derek said "Well, we are in October right now & your birthday is not until June so..." Dawson interupted him & said "DAD!!! We are not in OCTOBER...we are in BEMIDJI!"

8. Another evening after bathtime, Dawson said to me (while rubbing his thighs) "Look Mom, I have gotten so much bigger...I have big hair on my lap now."

9. After running around the house chasing each other Dawson said "Mom, lets go rest & watch tv for a minute. Then we will have more air in our tummies & more injury (energy) again."

10. One evening the kiddos were argueing alot & Dawson hollored at me "MOM...Andi is RANIZING me!!!" I asked him "What does 'ranizing' mean?" He replied "You know, when someone ranizes you, that's what RANIZING means..." I couldn't really argue with him that is wasn't a real word because it was so funny! I mean, he even used it in a sentence & used a different tense!

11. At dinner one evening, I told Dawson to tell Derek what he learned at school that day because they had learned about Jesus' birth. Dawson had been telling me about it all day...in great detail. But, for Derek, he gave him the VERY abridged version saying "Uh, we learned about baby Jesus...and how Mary was Jesus' mommy...and how God is Jesus' baby Daddy."

12. I got on to Dawson for about the 100th time the other day "DAWSON...quit chasing your sister!!!!" He said "I am NOT chasing her...I am just FOLLOWING her...quickly."

13. Granna got the kids a knight costume & a cinderalla dress for Christmas. They spent an entire day playing in them & having a blast. Then Knight Dawson decided that Princess Andelynn needed to be rescued. Only problem was that Andi would not follow his directions at all. So, Dawson stormed off around the corner and muttered "I hate this job."

14. LAST ONE...This last Wednesday was my birthday. We had all gotten dressed to go meet Derek for lunch & I ran to the 'ladies room' right before we left. Dawson busted in on me & said "You still don't have a penis...are you going to get one for your birthday?"