A funny day

With the exception of one of these stories...Dawson said ALL of these funny comments today. Here we go:

1. After seeing a commercial about some type of 'limited spiderman' toy, Dawson says "Mom, can I get a limited spiderman costume someday? That way I can be limited ALLLLL over."

2. While getting another load out of the dryer, I returned to the living room to find all of my neatly folded stacks of laundry, spread out all over the floor, and the kids were jumping on the couch where the stacks had been. I groaned & told Dawson I was sad because I would have to re-fold all of it again. His response, "MOM, I'm gonna fold you into a square, then you won't be a mommy anymore."

3. He asked me, completely out of the blue today, "Mom, do you like the roof better or my spiderman costume better?"

4. We had a very in depth discussion again today, while we were driving to the store, about strangers & how you never leave with them...etc... After questioning him, he answered all of my questions correctly & I thought perhaps he totally understood the subject. So, we go in the store, and he says to the first person he sees "Hi Stranger. My name is Dawson, what's your name?" Nevermind.

5. This is the one from the other day. He was very tired & driving me crazy by not following directions...I told him "Dawson, you are pushing the limit." He glared at me & said "MOM, I AM NOT fishing the lomet!"