Stinky, Stinky Boy!

Okay...is it just my husband, or do ALL men sweat like pigs when they sleep? Before I was married, I easily went two weeks between washing my sheets. Now, we barely make it a week, before the scent of the husbands side of the bed begins wafting over. Yesterday morning, Dawson woke up really early & climbed into bed with me. Derek had already left for work so Dawson laid down on Derek's side of the bed. I was already drifting back off to sleep when suddenly, Dawson's face was an inch from mine saying "Scoot over mom." I scooted over & we were now both laying on my pillow with our foreheads touching. Dawson looked up at me & said "I think Dada tooted on his sheets over there...its stinky." I said somthing about boys getting stinky when they slept, needing to wash the sheets, and we both went back to sleep. Well, as soon as Derek walked in the door from work that afternoon, Dawson says to him "Dad, Mom called you a STINKER today...she said you are a stinky, STINKY BOY!" Tattletail.